So yesterday James and I went to visit his father and I didn't feel like staying at home. So we left to James' dad land, taking laptop with us cause I'd miss my sister... and so would he. Anyway, We got to his house (WTF I WANT A HOUSE) and a maid lady let us in... Alright.

So takes us to a sitting room and his dad walks in and THEY LOOK AND SOUND THE SAME. James just has darker hair and looks Chinese. But he doesn't. Its confusing. seriously, his dad looked like an older Leon from Resident Evil just... older. He didn't look old... jsut older... But... James is almost thirty, so he must be around sixty right?!?!!

They were both about the same height (James and I have to wear platform shoes to work, so obviously he looked taller), wore their hair the same way (save James has darker hair with highlights and his dad's was medium brown), Both look like they haven't eaten in week despite the many layers of clothes they wear and both like to shoot things. Except his dad can speak Chinese.

It was terrifying to say the least. Really. It was like... dividing by zero. For some reason there was an oekaki of young walter from hellsing up on my screen, and his dad saw it and commented on how James used to look like him a few years ago. Thanks Mr. Reeve, now whenever I see old ass walter, I'm gonna think of my best friend. -__-

Anyway, at least now we're both pretty sure his dad doesn't think I'm his boyfriend. thank suppi. Did I also mention he also thinks Shen is cute? Man...

He also said he had absolutely no interest in his scary random maid chicks, which is really beleiveable since he IS James minus Chinese divided by zero.

...And we had tea there too. with Devonshire (devonsheer?) creme scones and funny sandwiches. Was quite delicious.

Now five minutes sleep before work.

I am absolutely positively convinced that one james_darling and another allegoriest are going to end up together.

I mean, sure she and 'sexy sexy Mark' would look adorable together, but everyone knows that there would instantly be a hit on ANY guy that was serious with her. It is also common knowledge that James would be MORE than willing to carry it out, seeing as everyone knows inside he is still currently part selfish bastard.

Anyway, they would somehow fall in a sort of 'love' and get engaged. Never married, just engaged. Then she, James and one LI Shen Long will live together in either a tiny ass apartment or a HUGE ass house. They (minus Long of course) will have children, by which I mean pet sharks. Their names will be Choi, Chao and Doreen and they will be hideously spoiled. They will have lots of loud sex while their third wheel will be out doing the same with many random women for money to feed their sharkie children.


James will be happy in the end seeing as he will be at least engaged to the'girl of his dreams' and having ltos of sex with her.

Her brother will be happy since he can always be right fucking there watching her.

She- eh, she doesn't even know what happy is, so anything is really a win. But she likes both of them right?

Wow, she's also the most obsessive, while James isn't really. Despite him shooting people I think he's the most normal person ever.

( Look, I took quizzes too! )

Rawr. Seein what it looks like.